Exchange between RON JONES and CR at a wedding, 7th July, 2009. Mackay, Queensland, Australia.
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CR: Fun fact – if you’re ever being chased by a police helicopter with a spotlight, the best thing you can do is lie flat on the ground. At that height they can’t actually see you, so they’re looking for your shadow.
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RON: I thought they detected sudden movement.
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[Pause.]
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CR: That’s dinosaurs.
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RON: Oh.
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CR: This may explain the trouble you’ve been having.
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RON: ‘Don’t move, they won’t be able to see us!’
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CR: ‘Poor eyesight, vestigial forearms… Cops!’
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