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Phonetap Phriday (the one with the vampire)
1:23am. Unspecified date, 1994. Labyrinth Nightclub, Normanby Hotel, Brisbane. Conversation between CR and LESTAT-FIXATED GOTH GIRL (LFGG) discussing the latter’s new paramour.
LFGG: He’s got this incredible ability.
CR: What’s that exactly?
LFGG: He can draw blood …
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3 Steps To Writing A Non-Excruciating Sex Scene
“Rodney employed with rigour the triumphant length of his long-denied ladypleaser, meeting with gusto the quivering, expectant mound of Cynthia’s passion-engorged love pudding.”
Even if the rest of this article’s terrible it was worth it just to write …
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Online Dating: ‘This Isn’t Working. Please Stop Trying to Touch My Hair.’
In this update:
Online Dating Nicholas and the Chronoporter in China Video: Rasputin – Devil in the Flesh/Something Positive/Adrian Bott Video: K’s Choice, “Not An Addict”
OK Stupid.
Initially I had little to no interest in dating the internet, …
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Amanda Palmer at Melbourne University
It’s tempting to post something flippant here by way of explaining my four-freaking-month hiatus, but the fact is that I’m still learning what it means to take myself seriously.
Having just said that, I’ve finished a novel, had my article and …
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